Bobby Carter Five – ‘Cry On My Hands’ c/w ‘Your Major
Surgery, Eileen’.
Released 19th June 1968. Regal
Zonophone RG1278
Bobby Carter (descant recorder, penny
whistle, vcls), Neil Handy (bass, baked beans), Michael Withnall (lead guitar),
Henry Oliphant (Electric Organ), Mike Wyatt (rhythm guitar), Rupert Edison
(drums).
‘Cry on my hands, fill them up like a
cup
Wash my face in your misery
Splash your tears on my clothes
Soak my jeans with your woes
You’re not the girl for me’
When The Brillo Pads broke up in November 1966, Bobby
Carter recruited five local Northamptonshire musicians to form Bobby Carter
Five. Unusually for the time, the word ‘The’ was conspicuous by its absence as
a prefix to the band name.
Remembers Bobby: “Whenever I
rang up some venue trying to get us some gigs, they’d always say ‘So, it’s The
Bobby Carter Five’ and I’d have to say ‘No – it’s just Bobby Carter Five!’ I bitterly regret not having had a ‘The’ on
the front of our name. It was a terrible mistake and I’m sure it was the reason
we didn’t have any hits”.
‘Cry On My Hands’ was the
group’s ninth single and features some haunting descant recorder work from
Carter, as well as an unidentifiable, low-frequency noise that frequently
obliterates the other instruments and Carter’s ineptly multi-tracked, phased
vocals. “That noise was Neil Handy fitting throughout the entire length of the
song”, says producer Lauwrence (sic) Hemmings. “The boy had fits all day long”,
he says. “And I thought it would give the song a bit of a psychedelic gimmick if
he could have a fit in time with the song. He couldn’t manage the timing, but
was still able to get something of a freak groove going. It was my zenith as a
producer, frankly”.
Carter was not so impressed.
“I’d written this really sensitive song and it’s got someone having a fit
all over it! I couldn’t believe it! I’ve nothing against Neil – he still has
fits like that to this day – but Hemmings was out of his mind. I played it to a
girlfriend and she was appalled. She split up with me there and then and I’ve
never had a girlfriend since. I’m reduced to living with a sixty year old
ladyboy. It’s that bad! And while I’m here, I don’t know why it was called
Bobby Carter Five in the first place, considering there were six of us in the
group”.
Mike Wyatt, the group’s
rhythm guitarist, was later implicated in The Shadow Murders, which took place
in Leicester between January 1971 and April 1979, although he was never
charged.